Not even me. I wanted to list the updated Bilby Pattern (see, Gentle Readers, I haven't even shared that news with you (have I?)) on Etsy as a free download, but you have to charge at least 0.30c for something. So much for philanthropy.
Anyway, I think there's a way to do it from here, and I shall endeavour to find it.
News: still working full time, blah. perennial bookcase is near to completion, (well, close to being brought inside so it can have the rest of its bits done in situ), husband OK, house ditto.
Look, seriously, I do everything on Instagram now. Come on over, it's painless - @isabella.golightly.
Now. How do you get to this thing?
Ooh that was easy. Come & get it. The new version of the full pattern will be available in store shortly, as soon as I can persuade my tame Graphic Genius to draw it up for me.